Angry Abel relishes his battle with chocolate giants
Abel Nutkin defaced 24 chocolate spread posters in a week, claiming a condiment conspiracy. He says it’s not madness – it’s self-defence.
Inside the kebab wars as rival families duel over precious turf
In the Trample District, the Sittens and the Peletti families settle a decades-old feud through deadly means, with customers unaware of the bloody stakes.
The doctor, the sex-change python, and the riddle of scaly skin
Police searching for skin doctor to the stars Stanley Burke make an unexpected discovery – and an off-the-scale connection.